bad beat poker video

There were a lot of great responses to the bad beat poker video and I did award the prize money on Sunday, all were collected. Here is a sampling of the comments:

oh what a truly spine shuddering reminder of how poker can so easily land a killer off-hand cock shot on you when you are leaning over the table to gather in your chips! Keep up the vids Marty

I think your comment says it all. "I am so Full Tilting right now." I noticed there is only two bad beats on Poker Stars and the rest is on Full Tilt. Stop Playing on that action driven site that rewards bad play, Point blank!! I have played on Fulltilt and Pokerstars and seen first hand the difference between the two. As far as your little Tournament indicator software, get rid of it. It's acting as more of a crutch rather than helping you out.

9h6h vs Jc Ks flop Jd 6s 6d turn 2h > 4.55%
AcAd vs AsKh > 6.92%
AhTc vs Ac6d > 23.68%
AhAd vs 6c5c flop Ts 3h 3d > 3.84% (ouch!)
QcQd vs 9c7c flop 7h2d3d > 16.77%
KsKd vs AsTh > 29.01%
3d3c vs AhTd flop 9d5h6h > 31.82% (bad beat???)
AsKh vs AdJd > 23.94%
AdAh vs 7c5d flop 3d7hTh > 19.09%
7s6s vs 5hQs flop Qh4h5c turn 8c > 9.09%
2h2d vs Jc9d flop 4h9c2c > 5.56%
AhJs vs AsTc > 23.52%
KcAs vs AdJh > 24.20%
QsQd vs KdQh vs KcQc > I am so full fucking tilting right now
Chances you'll laugh:100%!


However, due to the UNDER-USE of the 'F - Word', it is apparent you have a way to go before achieving 'Bad Beat Greatness'. Do not be disheartened by this. Another 10 to 20 years of self-exposure to this 'anomaly' should see you up there with the likes of Phil 'The Poker Brat' Hellmuth & Mike 'The Mouth' Matasow! Perseverence & Patience is 'Key'. Try adding the word 'Moron' to your Bad-Beat Vocubulary. This will help you greatly!

I would make the the winning comment but I have have my girlfriend write this for me , because I cant get off the floor laughing "Oh the song is brilliance" "how did he find my fav movie" He moans. "running into donks Shitting out Kryptonite all over him" as tears roll out of his eyes"as he is demonic hysterically laughing fits. What has this video done to my Boy Friend its been like this for 6 hours? Is he going to end up like Jack Nicholson at the end of the Movie? I think so!

Famous uses of the word "Fuck"
General Custer at Little Big Horn...what fucking Indians....
Tower lookout on the Titanic...what fucking Iceburg
Turtleknife on Full Tilt...what fucking backdoor flush

The pleasure of watching someone else in pain is made all the greater, since, for once, I'm not the guy wondering why the chips are headed towards the losing hand when clearly - CLEARLY - I had the winning hand, is the software malfunctioning...........HE HIT WHAT!??!?!?!?!?!?! Next step, open the hand history and relive the pain - alternatively post it on YouTube for all to share - ah, schadenfreude.